Category: Joke Board
Due to increasing products liability litigation,
American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's
suggestion that the following warning labels be placed
immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor
in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to
telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you can logically converse with members of the
opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the
illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and
better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major
factor in getting your ass kicked.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink
you kan tpye reel gode.
My Tip To You: Eat Healthy...Exercise Daily...Die Anyway.